KIDS STUFF, BETTING SITE SURPRISE!

Well pulled off one, folks! It seems like the betting world has taken a turn for the bizarre. A brand new site dedicated to kids' stuff is now offering stakes on things like who will take the best nap or what color pencils little Timmy will choose. It's hilarious, right? Guardians are buzzing over it, and kids are, well, kids. Totally oblivious!